blow drying your hair upside down

if you want the best most “f*ck me hair” of your life, walk with me

1. blow dry your hair mostly upside down. i’m more of a stand up and flip over kind of gal, but whatever suits your fancy. top of brain is parallel with the floor.

2. when you look certifiably insane, you’ll need an arm break. tie your hair on top of your head LOOSELY if you need a break.

3. champion time: curl it in a way that is lowkenuinely perpendicular to your head. interpret that as you will. also just curl it away or towards your face literally on top of your head for the top 1/3 of your hair (i do away or alternating, but i am not a yucker of yums). do not part it, just grab from the top basically

4. extra credit: let it cool in VELVET blowout rods specifically

i am posting this because im really sad i didnt bring my curling iron on my trip and i miss her