the community boyfriend you’re planning to forgive

tag yourself, i’m the north and i will certainly remember.

i pride myself on a pretty objective overview of situations. WITH THAT SAID, if you are about to tell me about a serious fight you had with a man that isn’t your boyfriend. if you know you’re planning to “hold him down” or whatever after this… perhaps don’t!

i do want to know (desperately) but i do not want to accidentally betray you when my pattern recognition pulls up without my inquiry or consent.