bradshaw

bradshaw

@bradshaw

bradshaw

yes bradshaw. not carrie. apologies.

i have an unfathomable amount of things in my purse. mary poppins envies me.

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1d
honorable mention for DANCE… and obvi CRANK
i’m telling you… these are the truth. this is a real, act... more
could live off of it. get a musubi press and make like 20... more
you guys, they actually did it. i don’t know how they did... more
go to a drinking event of your choice (mine is pregame, b... more
3d
i may literally never get over momo boyd’s voice ever
he said he loved the ribs and mac n cheese from the best ... more
i have learned that my research skills have been caught l... more
stop. lying. about. the beer. no one believes you. get 1... more
normalize telling people that their inability to pull is ... more
everyone wants a village to raise their kids or wants a k... more
insulting a general energy is always better than a low bl... more
criminally underrated but never to be used to their face ... more
sometimes you just need to tell someone to back up and ge... more
make an observation about their general vibe and restate ... more
6d
they don’t know words yet but i am pure of heart so i kno... more
6d
i’m freaking out
she is taking it omg
everyone loses here bc you have to commit to the bit or c... more
THE original mullet off. two champions that can only go f... more
where were you when during the mullet off at the 2026 met... more
you need to get a bigger vocabulary before i knead your b... more
tag yourself, i’m the north and i will certainly remember... more
the problem with who i am is you think we’re about to hav... more
next time chappell roan sees a kid, i hope she punts it. ... more
you know what else is flamboyant and natural? being able ... more
very cinematic victory lap
you do not want to be tmiq (the man in question) if this ... more
“who the fuck i feel like? i feel like joker” EXACTLY
this is the best song to play in a getaway car i think